World Famous Facts that you are married to a Filipina ?

“You are surely Married to a Filipina if ....“

By EQ

You finally to got serious and took your bows, here’s how you know that you are truly married to a Filipina :

• You paid for all the bills from your wedding
• Avocado is a dessert not vegies
• Your ketchup is made from banana
• She uses the fork to cut the steak
• She will ask permission to leave from a party but ended up standing and talking outside the house for another 30 minutes
• Your house is like Shoemart with a selection of jandals and shoes  infront of the house by the front door.
• She will ask for Comfort Room instead of toilet
• Rice cooker, TFC And Karaoke are a must have in the house
• She will ask you to carry boxes after boxes of pasalubongs on your first trip back to the Philippines
• She cannot live without patis and bagoong
• She can eat while talking
• She calls you not by name but by “Psssttt !!! “.
• She cannot say “pass the ___ please”, lazy susan is the way to go
• Umbrella is compulsory, rain or shine.
• She keep her income and yours as well.
• She carries a Louis Vuitton bag
• Love is not always said but always shown
• Rice for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
• She eats everything with Soy Sauce, Vinegar and Bagoong
• The house sometimes smells like fish take away shop
• She cries over Telenovelas
• She wants your kids to take up nursing the same as their aunties
• If the kids answer her they are “bastos” ( disrespectful ), if they do not answer she will ask “Bakit di ka sumagot ?”
• You have spare room not for your guests but for your Balikbayan boxes

Here are just some of the traits and would be traits of your Filipina wife. Can you share some more to add to the above list ?

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